December 2008
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DVDs I Purchased In 2008
This is how I “waste” money.
January +2000 A.D. - Region 2 +Batman Begins - Region 2 +Black Sheep Affair, The - Region 2 +Clean - Region 3 +Clerks II - HD-DVD (US) +Dark Water - Region 2 +Divergence - Region 2 +Enter the Dragon - HD-DVD (US) +Escape from L.A. - Region 2 +Escape from New York - Region 2 +Gen-X Cops - Region 2 +Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2 Boxset- Region 2 +Hana-Bi...
Happy New Year?
As I sit here waiting for the new year to begin, I can’t help thinking about what’s to come in 2009. If it’s anything like 2008, then it’ll be full of over-hyped entertainment, celebrity deaths, political buzz; and rape, because every year comes with rape.
It’s because of this that I never celebrate the new year, nor do I see off the last. So while you sip on your...
Shining - Miaou
If you like lengthy, instrumental...
The Problem With Action Films
The problem with action films, is that I’m not in them. I love action films, I get so engrossed and caught up in the blood and gore, but I always leave them feeling bittersweet. I get up from my chair and go “man, that freakin’ rocked!”, before I’m instantly reminded that I don’t own a gun. I just end up having invisible shootouts in my kitchen, which is neither cool nor action packed. I’d...
postpunk:
Talking Heads - Life During Wartime...
Selma: You like the movies, don't you?
Bill Houston: I love the movies. I just love the musicals.
Selma: But isn't it annoying when they do the last song in the films?
Bill Houston: Why?
Selma: Because you just know when it goes really big... and the camera goes like out of the roof... and you just know it's going to end. I hate that. I would leave just after the next to last song... and the film would just go on forever.
Watchshutupinternet:
Do you remember life before the Segway?
No, and I don’t want to.
“I’ve been watchin’ birds more than insects recently, and the thing...”
– Karl Pilkington
“If I was [Noah], I would have gone, “Hang on a minute, I’ve just...”
– Karl Pilkington
“You’re too surly for the horde.”
– Danny gets kicked out of his WoW guild. You Suck at Photoshop #9 (via tristanjay7)
My Sassy Girl
The Girl: You know why the sky is blue?
Kyun-woo: Because the reflection from the sunshine causes...
The Girl: Wrong! It's to make me happy. I wanted it to be blue, so it's blue. You know why fire is hot? It's all for me. I wanted it to be hot, so it's hot. You know why we have four seasons here in Korea?
Kyun-woo: For you?
The Girl: Correct.
Stoopid!
Just had to share this with you guys. An email I got from an Instance listener. Do people really continue to talk this way?
one of teh reasons I enjoy listening to your show so much is to hear teh legendary noobness of yours tjhat is teh roxxor. however, i wish you both were epiced out into wotlk already and would talk about teh end game content like Malygos 25 man raids, not teh gimp. While...
Dictionary of Karl Pilkington
B
Baba - Babylon: so Babylonians are from Baba.
Boswell - Roswell (New Mexico)
bungled in - bundled in: I don’t wanna be bungled in
boo-boo - poo-poo: You’ve boo-boo’d the idea of..
bum tube - colonic irrigation: No bum tubes though.
C
crop/croppage - crops: too much fruit about, so just crop
cropping - ploughing fields: who’s gonna do the cropping?
D
demmicky...
